Anonymous asked: If you came face to face with a Seagull how would you react? This is anonymous because Seagulls can't type. Otherwise, I'd totally blog about life by the sea, eating rotting fish and scaring New Yorkers whenever we somehow come in contact.

I feel like this is some sort of spam? 

Anyhow, I would definitely uppercut the shit out of that seagull cause I got pooped on by one once and that’s not cool.